The "Nice Critic"

NiceCritic.com:is a way of communicating difficult thoughts comfortably. This free service gives users the ability to say something to someone that has been on their minds in a safe, non-embarrassing environment. They simply visit the site, pick a statement from a wide variety of pre-written “thought bubbles,” and send that message to a friend, acquaintance, or relative’s email address. This site is meant to be a constructive critic on a wide variety of potentially-uncomfortable issues. The person being “NiceCritic’d” then has the opportunity to reflect on the message received, choosing to take the suggestion or dismiss it. Please feel free to use this site in the constructive manner for which it is intended. This site is meant to be polite, constructive, and fun. This site is NOT meant to make anyone feel uncomfortable."

It's kind of a cool idea, except the categories are too banal.
There ARE a few good ones such as
"Your thong seems to be showing"
"You should consider using a stronger deoderant"

But then there's THIS horrifying [and somewhat mystifying]
"You have a noticeable post-bathroom stain."
WTF is that???


I wish they had ones like

"You're a total fucking prick and everyone wishes you would get a horrible disease"

or "Maybe you should stop drinking and fucking your way through life, whore"